Down on his luck, a vampire, Clarence, has a chance encounter with a Were dog hoping to begin a political career with a focus on supernatural rights issues. In an effort to aid him in learning about vampires, Clarence discovers a surprising kink for a Were, and uses it to extreme effect as the two of them get to know each other more intimately.

Getting back at a braggard asinine ex, a man invokes a spell that turns an alpha dom into a needy jock, donking out in the process. Perhaps, however, he takes too much fun in the man's descent into donkeydom...