(Wide variety of transformations) Whew! Probably the most ambitious "story" I've written so far, trying to establish a background for my universe in which magic (and especially TF) exists. You might also notice that it explains some of my old stories as well! All historical mistakes are my own, feel free to let me know if any are really egregious. All translation errors are also my own. And finally, if you think you'd like to hear more of one or more of the characters, let me know!

An obsessed drinks collector gets more than he batgained for when a freak meteor collides with his house

This is very highly experimental, so it might not be the best for sure but its just one of those things where I felt like writing this out. So if you like it, thanks!