I read a story once about a woman who turned into a living dildo then it disappeared. This is based around what I remember of it with the second part based on another idea from a video but I won’t give that away

Researcher's notes on an elven race that are all born female. At a certain age, a third of them become dickgirls, while a third of them go 'missing'

Just a lady trying to get some work done while her roommate is wolfing out again. There's only one way to solve a problem like this . . .